Now old PassieAnnie, he got hisself kicked of’n uh Goodreads for tossing his Troll Screed across that there board. He weren’t happy about it neither. He was a’calling the old cuss all kinds of nasty words and attempting the intimmydation of me. But yessee, I don’t intimmydate easy. Nah, I jest reported him like the rest of the fine fiends over there do.

There’s some mighty fine fiends there. One a them what comes ta mind is Miss Careen Cooler. She’s nice folks really.

Now there’s also some not so fine folks running around loose who’s ugly as a battered pit bull. Fer instance, there’s old Kriminy Shortman. Oooh, is she an ugly bugger. If’n I found myself waking up in her bed with a hangover, I’d shoot meself for the shame of it.

She’s got herself one’a these dime a dozen writer’s args. And she’s got herself a contest and a forum and she wants you to be her johns. Only thing liken to happen to her johns is they get rolled. It’s kinda like she decided that since she’s a one-eyed southern whore, she ought to have a beauty pagents fer one-eyed southern whroes and give herself a crown and an A-ward.

Ayup, I am telling it has me a mite puzzled.